Crooked House

Check out the park’s crazy, distorted crooked home for mind-warping fun.

It might be our oldest attraction, but the Crooked House is still as popular as it was decades ago. Let the Ted family lead you around their characterful and wonderfully rickety home, which includes a mind-bending Hall of Mirrors that will make you think you’re losing your mind!

There’s no minimum height limit. Riders under 100cm must be accompanied by a responsible person over 14 years of age, who rides free. We recommend riders under 120cm are accompanied by a responsible person over 14 years of age.

PLEASE NOTE – on 10pm closing times, this ride may close an hour earlier.

Our commitment to provide a service

We will endeavour to ensure that as many rides and attractions as possible are available for use by guests at the Attraction. However, we reserve the right, without prior notice, to close and change the programme of rides and attractions and/or the Attraction’s operating hours. Stockvale in its absolute discretion reserves the right to close the whole or any part of the Attraction at any time or to restrict the number of persons having access to the Attraction. The reason for any closure or restriction provided by this condition may include technical or operational reasons, capacity, inclement weather, special events or to ensure the safety and security of guests or if Stockvale reasonably considers the circumstances so require.

As part of this, ride and attraction queues may be closed up to 1 hour before the advertised closing time.